Batley's Musical Adventure/Transcript

Part 1: Opening/Getting Ready For the Play
(The PBS Distribution logo.)

(In loving memory of Alice Mcune.)

Susan: I had a lot at camp yesterday, oh hi, do you wanna get inside my house

Everyday when you're walking down the street, And everybody that you meet Has an original point of view

''And I say hey! (Hey!) What a wonderful kind of day If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other''

Tim Lagasse as Announcer: Roll Call

Announcer: Batley

Batley: Present.

Announcer: Princess Juno

Princess Juno: Here.

Announcer: Rabbit

Rabbit: OK, I'm Here

Announcer: Megan

Megan: Here

Announcer: Rodeo Rosita

Rodeo Rosita: Yee-haw I'm Here

Announcer: Thidwick

Thidwick: I'm Already Here

Announcer: Horton the Elephant

Horton: Here

Announcer: Morton the Elephant Bird

Morton: Here

Announcer: Andy the Candy Pumpkin

Andy: Here

Announcer: Steve Tree

Steve: All Right, Here

Announcer: Theo

Theo: Here

Announcer: Cleo

Cleo: Here

Announcer: Lionel

Lionel: I'm here

Announcer: Leona

Leona: Here

Announcer: Kanga

Kanga: Here

Announcer: Roo

Roo: Here

Announcer: Tabitha Scarecrow

Tabitha: Here

Announcer: Lucy Fox

Lucy Fox: Here

Announcer: Susan

Susan: Right Here

You gotta listen to your heart, listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street Open up your eyes, open up your ears Get together and make things better, By working together!

It's a simple message, And it comes from the heart Believe in yourself, For that's the place to start

''And I say hey! (Hey!) What a wonderful kind of day, If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other''

(Paramount Pictures presents)

''Hey! What a wonderful kind of day. Hey!'' What a wonderful kind of day

''Hey!, It's Susan and Friends Special. Yay!''

(Paramount Pictures presents)

(Eureeka's Castle: Batley's Musical Adventure.)

Kanga: Hello Everybody

Roo: Hi there, we going to wake up, Batley

Kanga: He's having our show in Big City Theater.

Kanga: What a night I slept so well, I dreamt a dream of ducks and mouse

Roo: But it's a new day The sky is blue, So many things to do

Kanga: Wait, there was a plan Something real big And one for me and you

Roo: Today's the big day, Today's the big show, There's gonna be singing and dancing and jumping for joy, don't you know, Today's the big show!

Kanga: Get out of bed and wash your face, Put on some clothes and pick up the pace, Brush all your teeth, Comb all your hair, So many things to do

Roo: A glass of juice, Waffles with fruit, To start our day with you

Kanga: Today's the big day, Today's the big show, There's gonna be singing and dancing and jumping for joy, don't you know, Today's the big day, Today's the big show

Roo: You know that we'll all work together, whatever the weather ''With costumes and makeup So happy to wake up! Invite all the people we know Kanga and Roo: 'Cause today is the day of our show''

(clock wipe transition to the brady bunch background)

Kanga: I've made a list to keep things straight, I'll need some help, We can't be late

Andy Pumpkin (2x): What a night, I slept so well, I dreamt a dream of ducks and mouse

Eggbert: Get out of bed and wash your face, Put on some clothes and pick up ze pace

Roo: I've made a list to keep things straight, I'll need some help, We can't be late, Lighting and props, Building a stage

All: So many things to do, Casting the parts, Writing the songs, I 'm excited, aren't you?

Megan: Today's the big day, Today's the big show

Roo: There's gonna be singing and dancing and jumping for joy, don't you know Morton the Elephant Bird: Today's the big day, Today's the big show

''Kanga: know that we'll all work together, whatever the weather, With costumes and makeup, So happy to wake up! Invite all the people we know''

(clock wipe transition to Batley's room)

Kanga: 'Cause today is the day...of our show

Roo: Of our show

Megan: Of our show

Morton: Of our show

Kanga: Of our show

Batley: Hey guys, what's all of this?

Roo: It's the Show

Batley: The Show..... Where?

Roo: Today!

Batley: Ow, Oof, I Mean't to do that and you're right. Let's Go!

(Rain transition)

Part 2: Rehearsals Begin/Bogge and Quagmire argue
White Pipe cleaner Child: Mommy? Daddy? Should we, see the show?

White Pipe cleaner father: Sure we can, Sweetheart!

White Pipe cleaner Mother: Of course my darling!

White Pipe cleaner Child: Yay!

Part 9: Peanut's Imagination/Music Quiz
(Rainbow transition)

Tutter: What's That, Peanut?

(pink crayon thought bubble comes up in 2002)

Look, Peanut is Imagining Mr. Knack and Batley singing!

Batley: Moses supposes his toeses are Roses, But Moses supposes Erroneously.

Mr. Knack: Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses, As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

Batley and Mr. Knack: Moses supposes his toeses are Roses, But Moses supposes Erroneously.

Batley: A mose is a mose!

Mr. Knack: A rose is a rose!

Batley: A toes a toes!

Batley and Mr. Knack: Hooptie doodie doodle, Moses supposes his toeses are Roses, But Moses supposes Erroneously, For Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses, As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

Batley: Moses

Mr. Knack: (Moses supposes his toeses are roses) Batley: Moses Mr. Knack: (Moses supposes erroneously)

Batley: Moses

Mr. Knack: (Moses supposes his toeses are roses)

Batley and Mr. Knack: As Moses supposes his toeses to be! A Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is A rose is for Moses as potent as toeses Couldn't be a lily or a daphi daphi dilli It's gotta be a rose cuz it rhymes with mose!

Moses! (three times)

(Batley and Mr. Knack tap dancing)

Batley and Mr. Knack (singing): A!

(pink crayon thought bubble pop out)

Susan: Batley's vocals are musical instruments. I wonder what else is a musical instrument?

(Drawer sings)

Susan: Whoa!

Blue Background
Susan: It's this an instrument?

Kid: Yes, It's A Flute

Purple Background
Susan: It's this an instrument?

Kid: Yes, It's A Piano, It has a lot of keys

Yellow Background
Susan: It's this an instrument?

Kid: Yes, It's A Guitar

Red Background
Susan: It's this an instrument?

Kid: No, that is a birthday cake. you can put musical notes on the cake.

Pink Background
Susan: Are these instruments

Kid: Yes, It's A Drum, A Trumpet, A Saxophone, and A Cymbals.

Susan: They all are

Green Background
Susan: It's this an instrument?

Kid: No, It's Thatch

Thatch: STELLA!!!

STELLA!!!

Can't you hear me yell-a?

You're puttin' me through Mill-a?

Stella, STELLA!!!!

Go Back to Susan
Susan: Thank you so Much, Drawer.

Part 10: Global Henry
Susan: My friend Henry goes to India to learn a dance and he tells me all about it. Don't you wanna see Henry, Drawer.

(Drawer nod her head yes)

Susan: Go ahead, Henry.

Snail transition

Henry: Great Scot! Hello, I come all the way from India. I got someone to explain to you. You has a Friend that live in India. Role Film!

Henry: Look. Your friend Mariana doing her dancing. now all the little girls are doing the Indian dance.

(Girls doing their Indian dance)

Henry: Yay, Mariana!

Henry: Now, I can do it now.

(Henry dancing to Indian music)

Henry: Whoa!

Flower transition

Susan: Cool, Henry. Now, I think. Batley hiding in there.

Love transition